Father Figure Baby Tee
$35.00

Father Figure Baby Tee

Product features:

- Cropped baby tee fit for a fitted, throwback silhouette
- 60% cotton / 40% polyester lightweight fabric with built-in stretch
- Classic crew neckline and short sleeves for easy layering

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Hang dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean

 

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width (chest), in15.5016.5017.8019.0019.8021.2022.8024.20
Width (bottom), in14.5015.5016.8018.0018.8020.2021.8023.20
Length (front), in18.5019.0019.5020.0020.5021.0021.8022.50
Across shoulders (seem to seem), in14.2014.5014.9015.2015.6016.0016.8017.50
Size tolerance: chest width & front length, in0.400.400.400.400.400.400.400.40
Size tolerance: bottom width, in0.500.500.500.500.500.500.500.50
Size tolerance: across shoulders, in0.200.200.200.200.200.200.200.20

 

NEW ITEMS

"Father, Son, Holy Spirit" Triangle Swimsuit
$40.00

Product features
- 85% polyester / 15% spandex blend for durability and stretch
- Removable padded inner lining for customizable shape and coverage
- Lightweight fabric (146 g/m²) that dries quickly
- Adjustable tie straps on top and bottom for a personalized fit
- Vibrant, fade-resistant print with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Dry flat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
US Size246810121416
Euro Size3234363840424446
Bust Width (half), in16.3017.0917.8718.7819.4520.2421.0221.81
Cup Height, in6.386.697.017.287.527.838.078.39
Hip Width (front), in8.079.069.4510.0410.6311.2211.8112.40
Hip Width (back), in11.0212.2012.6012.8013.3913.9814.5715.16
Bottom Height (front), in7.487.878.869.069.459.8410.2410.63
Bottom Height (back), in8.668.869.259.8410.4311.0211.4212.20

 

One Brain Cell Tank Top
$35.00

Product features
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester for a soft, smooth handfeel
- Thick spaghetti straps for added comfort and support
- Mid-length, fitted cut
- Printed with durable Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing for crisp text
- Made in a facility partnered with FLA and WRAP; Bluesign-certified sourcing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat/line dry
- Do not dryclean

 XSSMLXL2XL
Width, in13.2514.0014.7515.7516.7517.75
Length, in12.2512.6213.0013.3713.7514.12
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.00

 

"No S*x with Cops Tank Top
$35.00

Product features
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester for a soft, smooth handfeel
- Thick spaghetti straps for added comfort and support
- Mid-length, fitted cut
- Printed with durable Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing for crisp text
- Made in a facility partnered with FLA and WRAP; Bluesign-certified sourcing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat/line dry
- Do not dryclean

 XSSMLXL2XL
Width, in13.2514.0014.7515.7516.7517.75
Length, in12.2512.6213.0013.3713.7514.12
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.00

 

Goth Bimbo Baby Tee
$35.00

Product features:

- Cropped baby tee fit for a fitted, throwback silhouette
- 60% cotton / 40% polyester lightweight fabric with built-in stretch
- Classic crew neckline and short sleeves for easy layering

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Hang dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean

 

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width (chest), in15.5016.5017.8019.0019.8021.2022.8024.20
Width (bottom), in14.5015.5016.8018.0018.8020.2021.8023.20
Length (front), in18.5019.0019.5020.0020.5021.0021.8022.50
Across shoulders (seem to seem), in14.2014.5014.9015.2015.6016.0016.8017.50
Size tolerance: chest width & front length, in0.400.400.400.400.400.400.400.40
Size tolerance: bottom width, in0.500.500.500.500.500.500.500.50
Size tolerance: across shoulders, in0.200.200.200.200.200.200.200.20

 

THE COLLECTION

"Get The F*ck Away From Me" Tee
$32.00

.: Comfort Colors 1717 tee made with high quality medium fabric
.: Relaxed fit with crew neckline
.: Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Width, in18.2520.2522.0024.0026.0027.7529.75
Length, in26.6228.0029.3730.7531.6232.5033.50
Sleeve length from center back, in16.2517.7519.0020.5021.7523.6323.63

 

"World's Best Ex-Girlfriend" Tee
$32.00

.: Comfort Colors 1717 tee made with high quality medium fabric
.: Relaxed fit with crew neckline
.: Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Width, in18.2520.2522.0024.0026.0027.7529.75
Length, in26.6228.0029.3730.7531.6232.5033.50
Sleeve length from center back, in16.2517.7519.0020.5021.7523.6323.63

 

"Baby" Tee
$32.00

.: Comfort Colors 1717 tee made with high quality medium fabric
.: Relaxed fit with crew neckline
.: Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Width, in18.2520.2522.0024.0026.0027.7529.75
Length, in26.6228.0029.3730.7531.6232.5033.50
Sleeve length from center back, in16.2517.7519.0020.5021.7523.6323.63

 

Bimbo Sticker
$3.00

Made with high quality white vinyl, these kiss-cut decals are water, scratch, and UV-resistant. With a removable adhesive that doesn't leave residue, each piece features a 1/8" kiss-cut border around the sticker.

.: Material: white vinyl with a satin finish
.: 1/8" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border around the sticker
.: Water, scratch and UV resistant
.: Removable adhesive without residue
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

ACCESSORIES

Make America Great Again Sticker
$3.00

Made with high quality white vinyl, these kiss-cut decals are water, scratch, and UV-resistant. With a removable adhesive that doesn't leave residue, each piece features a 1/8" kiss-cut border around the sticker.

.: Material: white vinyl with a satin finish
.: 1/8" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border around the sticker
.: Water, scratch and UV resistant
.: Removable adhesive without residue
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

"Things I'm Glad I Lied About" Spiral Notebook
$20.00

Product features
- Metal spiral binding — pages lie flat and are easily removable
- 150 lined pages (75 sheets) of 90gsm paper for smooth writing
- Glossy laminated cover

 One Size
Width, in5.12
Height, in6.97
Depth, in0.39

 

Baby Sticker
$3.00

Made with high quality white vinyl, these kiss-cut decals are water, scratch, and UV-resistant. With a removable adhesive that doesn't leave residue, each piece features a 1/8" kiss-cut border around the sticker.

.: Material: white vinyl with a satin finish
.: 1/8" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border around the sticker
.: Water, scratch and UV resistant
.: Removable adhesive without residue
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts